With all the heat Anita Sarkeesian gets for her Tropes series, you’d think it was a new topic, but Gene Siskel & Roger Ebert had a discussion on a similar theme when they were talking about the influx of slasher movies on their show in 1980.
34 years later and this is STILL relevant
This happened before I was born. And yes, still relevant.
It’s crazy to think this conversation happened in 1980.
All these SJW warriors, I tell ya, ruining game—I mean film, or whatever. Oh it’s two dudes? Weird. Shit man, SJW warriors gettin desperate, going back in time and inventing women problems to justify their shit now. The conspiracy goes all the way to the top, AND BACK IN TIME
Man. Don’t let the Gamergate people see this. Their brains will explode between not liking the message but not knowing how to threaten men.
10:59 am • 16 October 2014 • 39,609 notes
The thermometer showed a 103.5-degree fever, and her 10-year-old’s asthma was flaring up. Mary Bolender, who lives in Las Vegas, needed to get her daughter to an emergency room, but her 2005 Chrysler van would not start.
The cause was not a mechanical problem — it was her lender.
Ms. Bolender was three days behind on her monthly car payment. Her lender, C.A.G. Acceptance of Mesa, Ariz., remotely activated a device in her car’s dashboard that prevented her car from starting. Before she could get back on the road, she had to pay more than $389, money she did not have that morning in March.
“I felt absolutely helpless,” said Ms. Bolender, a single mother who stopped working to care for her daughter. It was not the only time this happened: Her car was shut down that March, once in April and again in June.
This new technology is bringing auto loans — and Wall Street’s version of Big Brother — into the lives of people with credit scores battered by the financial downturn.
Miss a Payment? Good Luck Moving That Car - NYTimes.com (via new-aesthetic)
Sometimes I hate the Future/Present/Future
12:41 pm • 25 September 2014 • 216 notes
Try and tell me this isn’t beautiful, BROTHER!
Please listen to this and be enlightened, my BROOOOOTHERS!!
Still amazing. RIP Ultimate Warrior, you beautiful man.
yyyy sky dome
*salutes while crying*
This is incredible.
Well you know something, brother? As I sat down to listen to this clip, I didn’t know what to expect, dude! I heard all the Hulkamaniacs saying “Hulkster, you’ve gotta hear this!” and I looked out over that sea of Hulkamaniancs, and as the largest arms in the world put the headphones on and hit play, I heard something, brother! Something I’d never heard before. And it gave me the power I needed, just like the Hulkamaniancs give me the power I need every single night, brother! So, dude, when all’s said and done, and the dust is settled, and the Hulkamaniancs and Godspeed You! Black Emperor are standing side by side as one, you’ve got to ask yourself one question… WHAT CHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THIS MASH UP RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUU!?
6:18 pm • 24 September 2014 • 1,970 notes
While there is a lot of appropriate rage about Ferguson right now, the killing of John Crawford III is getting less attention than it deserves. I put Shaun King’s tweets and history lesson on the matter in chronological order for easier consumption.
Autopsy and video show John Crawford shot from behind in Wal-Mart
Witness in murder of John Crawford changes story
You really should be following Shaun King on Twitter.
7:47 am • 12 September 2014 • 99,315 notes
1. Go to http://www.fcc.gov/comments
2. Click on 14-28
3. Comment “I want internet service providers classified as common carriers.”
7:46 am • 11 September 2014 • 2,350 notes
carecub | xekstrin | wrathofprawn:
for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.
how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever
pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but it can happen again
it’s back omfg yes
Always reblog the lady pilots of wwii. (Every country had them, but the night witches were flying bombers while most of the others were providing support.)
12:19 pm • 27 August 2014 • 469,913 notes
When I was an NBC Page, 1 thing was constant, Don Pardo, the longtime voice of SNL would always say “Hi” to me whenever I saw him around 30 Rock. I was introduced to Mr. Pardo by my friend and ‘Page Mentor’ Jonathan Accarrino, and we often found ourselves together in empty conference rooms (after ‘big shot’ meetings we weren’t invited to), each of us stuffing our faces with the leftover cheese and crackers.
"We scored big time today, Mr. Pardo."
"I’d say we did!"
Merry times! Thanks for the memories. RIP Mr. Pardo
All I can think of now is Don Pardo announcing different cheeses.
"Featuring PPPEPPPPER JACK."
3:06 pm • 19 August 2014 • 4 notes
Focus achieved: Watching this and listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t09higEubD8
11:21 am • 19 August 2014 • 126,456 notes
So glamorous. So present. The grandmother of pug performance art.
This is great.
8:17 pm • 18 August 2014 • 326 notes
1. Eric Garner executed on July 17th, 2014. Put in illegal choke hold and strangled by the NYPD
2. Pregnant lady gets put in an illegal chokehold by an NYPD officer for “illegally grilling” while her seven year old daughter watches July 27th, 2014
3. NYPD enters wrong house and drags a naked woman across the floor, then pepper sprays her four year old grandson August 2nd, 2014.
4. Man shot and killed by police for holding a toy gun in a Walmart, Dayton, Ohio - August 6th, 2014
5. Unarmed Black teen shot ten times by the Ferguson Police while walking home with his friend from the convenience store - August 9th, 2014
Since July 17th there has been five reported occurrences exemplifying the police and American justice system’s lack of reverence for Black life. These are the five stories that were able to attract at least minimal attention. Who knows what is going on out there covered up (like the Ferguson police is trying to do with Mike Brown’s murder), unrecorded, and unknown. In the past 23 days the police have perpetrated the humiliation, degradation, and murdering of Black dignity,souls, and people. Knowledge is power. Do not rely on mainstream media to give you the full/accurate story. They will always be complicit in the devaluing of Black life because Blackness has been criminalized in America. Please spread these stories and add any more that you know of under the hashtag #badges are the new hoods. We need to start documenting, and spreading information. They will try to silence us as they did to Ramsey Orta, and Alba Lekaj, the people who filmed the NYPD harasing and murdering Eric Garner. But united we can make a difference. Knowledge is power. Stay woke Black America, Stay woke.
this happened in the past 23 days
10:13 pm • 13 August 2014 • 56,901 notes
Sequel Concepts To Come After The Inevitable James Brown Biopic
I wrote this in 2007. McSweeney’s rightly declined — it was not terribly funny but it was AHEAD OF ITS TIME. I am available to write a dumb thing about Google Glass that will be relevant in 2023.
JB2: Judgement Day
Future Cyborg James Brown travels back in time to the past to battle Past Cyborg James Brown in a fight of funkiness. However, humanity acknowledges the awesome power of two James Browns, and world peace ensues under a banner of funky good times and hot pants for all. Unfortunately, Past Cyborg JB gets Linda Blair addicted to crack.
James Brown Begins
We learn of the early kung-fu training of James Brown necessary to
ascend the throne to become the Godfather of Soul. Funky monastic
montages with Liam Neeson culminate in a battle against the evil
soulless singer, Billy Joel. The Hardest Working Man in Show Business
is victorious, and Joel is run over repeatedly by an elevated train
driven by Fred Wesley to the tune of the roller-skating classic “(It’s
Not The Express) It’s The JBs Monaurail (Part 1)”.
After topping the charts, the Minister of The New New Super Heavy Funk
hits hard times and is upstaged by a monotone Russian soul singer.
Encouraged by his friend Apollo Creed, James goes to rural Russia to
get back to the funky basics, and triumphantly regains his title by
performing “Livin’ In America” in the ring. Some kind of boxing
competition happens, but the credits roll with the Soul Brother Number
One marrying Brigitte Nielsen in an American flag cape and doing the
Apollo James Brown
After takeoff, disaster ensues with the Apollo space mission as the
capsule has (what appears to be) fatal problems. Engineers race to fix
the issue, but success comes only when a young James Brown appears and screams orders such as “Do it like a sex machine”, “Get it funky in
your own way!”, “Treat your daughter right!”, and “Get on up!”. Upon
landing, JB spins three times and does the splits after feigning
A Mighty Funky Heart
In a controversial casting choice, Brad Pitt is picked to play the
role of James. We learn the shocking revelation that Gerald Ford
(played by Jamie Foxx, in an equally confusing casting choice) and
James Brown were the same person.
Harry Potter and the Mystery of James Brown
JB teaches the ways of women to young Master Potter in the final
episode of the series. Potter learns that no amount of sorcery can
match the power of wearing a cape and doing the splits while
screaming. In the end, Hermione runs off with Brown, wearing a thong
and a white furcoat.
3:40 pm • 1 August 2014
Bill Burr (“Ol’ Redface”) on perseverance and becoming an artist. (NSFW). From The Monday Morning Podcast
2:36 pm • 30 July 2014
"When you stop looking at your job to solve all your problems, you’ll stop being disappointed."
— Helena Price. Watch the talk.
5:24 pm • 15 July 2014 • 69 notes